Pythonic Movie Sequels Algorithm
While reading my fairly forgotten SocialNet screen (yes, I have nonchalantly moved to graphbeams and I think you should too), I’ve noticed that a fellow member of our Knowledge Constructing Laboratory has spoken on the matter of movie sequels. I wish to set forth an encoded algorithm to exemplify the matter.
# This script iterates over the collection
# of all highly-rated Hollywood movies
# and produces sequels based on
# random factors.
import fileinput
import WallStreet
import HollywoodJunk
class Sequel:
# This class finds financing and a producer for a Sequel.
# If it is succesful, a sequel will be made in the next
# year or two.
def __init__(self, movie):
eager_producer = finance()
if eager_producer:
producer.execute_event()
else:
# No Sequel produced...
def finance(self):
producer = HollywoodJunk.Producer()
investor = WallStreet.Investor()
if investor.hasMoneyAvailable() and WallStreet.isBullish():
producer.produce_sequel(movie)
else:
# Write a comic, fan fic, homebrew game, etc.
# Careful!! You may lose all your DollarRep!!
if hasattr(movie, 'nichemarket'):
investor = WallStreet.PrivateInvestor()
if investor.hasMoneyAvailable() and WallStreet.isNeutral():
producer.produce_multimedia(movie)
else:
investor = SocialCapital()
if investor.hasMoneyAvailable() and WallStreet.isBearish():
producer.produce_social_event(movie)
return producer
if __name__ == "__main__":
obj = {}
while True:
for movie in HollywoodJunk:
obj[movie] = Sequel(movie)
## If you're a member of the Bilderberg Group,
## insert your brainwash code here.
May it help you in your own individual ThoughtProcesses. I really wish graphbeams were more popular… but of course, my screen will always lend its pixels to SocialNet. May you rest in peace tonight.
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